Poems found in toilets

*At school*
WARNING:
HUMAN BEFORE 13 PLEASE PROCEED TO ANOTHER BLOG, TO AVOID SOME UNNECESSARY PROBLEM. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, PLEASE UNDERSTAND!






POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY'

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet,
he wrote this...

Here I sit Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....

Hahahaha!!!

ps: got to go home now~ bye bye!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clara ar...
the poem very 'watat' lo...XD

Karen C. said...

lol..it make me laugh till stomach again..btw, ur teacher allow u guys to blog at skool??
and my cousin Yvlynn Lee is gonna add u in fs..wan or dun wanna approve up to you la but i jz tell u first..

MeiJun said...

Belinda: yea, "watat" but also interesting...haha!
Karen: Its taken from public toilet, and...you are over 13 meh? your birthday not yet reach! How can you read?!?!?!

Karen C. said...

okay..suak..nxt time dun wanna read ur blog liao..blek